Pushed? I merely dusted off the plank and got out of the way, amigo - you went and did the swan dive ;^)

btw - 11 hrs LAX-London - 3 hrs in Heathrow (will never do a transfer there again if I can help it - security has gotten very very stupid above and beyond usual) - 7 hrs LHR-Dubai... and here I iz in a hotel overlooking a lot of construction cranes.

Siobhan, definitely take a whack at horror/mystery (I mean, why not?) {dusting plank off...again)