So dreadfully bored with too much work to do.

( 100 questions about me meme )

Type "(your name) needs" into Google and list the most amusing results: Type "(your name) needs" int

So there ya go....

Jason Needs a Pismo. Like many Macintosh users.
Jason needs your micro-cash.
Jason needs to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when
he's not even an actual developer!
Jason needs help!
Jason Needs To Play
Jason needs a new body
Jason needs as much experience as he can get

Seamus needs to get both.
Seamus needs to see their faces.
Seamus needs no introduction.
Seamus needs luck
Seamus needs Me just as much as I need him.
Seamus needs a good smack in tha head for his rudeness.
Seamus needs a friend.