Sex you say? Sex maybe... it sounded just like sex to me... one minute there, then she was gone.

[acdntlpoet]

I just heard what has to be the funniest self depricating euphamism for sex that is out there:

I just gave her the 'ol "One inch punch"...

The amusing part to me was that apparently, this is an actual move/attack in karate which some co-workers were discussing. I thought it translated quite nicely to become a euphamism. Wouldn't you say?

EDIT: Apparently it is a kung-fu move articulated properly by the master, Bruce Lee:
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/wengshunkuen/oneinchpunch.html
and here for the video:
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1007/bruce_lee_one_inch_punch.html

Who knew.... I still think it sounds like sex.

Comments

[kij66.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL that reminds me of an ex who used to call his equipment "the little pink hair"

Damn, I haven't thought of that in yeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrs!

[acdntlpoet.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is funny!

[plumerai.livejournal.com]

Ha! I hope I never have occasion to use that phrase, but now it's in my vocabulary.

[acdntlpoet.livejournal.com]

For your sake, I hope the same. For any female to use it would be entirely derogotory, however for any male to use it, well it becomes either amusing self deprication or truth in advertising... either way, still damned funny! :)

and then there's this...

[thejamez.livejournal.com]

Every now and then in Tai Chi lit there comes up the concept of...

"four ounces of butter"

And I'll leave it at that.

Re: and then there's this...

[acdntlpoet.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah... EWWWW