Sex you say? Sex maybe... it sounded just like sex to me... one minute there, then she was gone.

[acdntlpoet]

I just heard what has to be the funniest self depricating euphamism for sex that is out there:

I just gave her the 'ol "One inch punch"...

The amusing part to me was that apparently, this is an actual move/attack in karate which some co-workers were discussing. I thought it translated quite nicely to become a euphamism. Wouldn't you say?

EDIT: Apparently it is a kung-fu move articulated properly by the master, Bruce Lee:
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/wengshunkuen/oneinchpunch.html
and here for the video:
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1007/bruce_lee_one_inch_punch.html

Who knew.... I still think it sounds like sex.

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[acdntlpoet.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is funny!